I don’t usually like it when a girl looks me right in the eye, and this girl does that a lot. But I don’t know what it is about her. When she does it, I don’t mind. I just look right back at her.
Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autralia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
love this deal
irishjulienne’s, in the name of intimacy (via talkingoutsoft)
DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.
1. No. Don’t comment on my weight.
2. No. It is not appropriate.
3. Yes, I will cut a bitch.
Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am
me talking to the boy i like
some days I’m like naw and other days I’m like hella
if youre ever feeling down remember hot people probably follow you
if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
things i would like to do:
- kiss your face
- kiss not your face
- see you smile always
- idk buy you things
- make you mac and cheese
- learn all your favourite songs
- tell you that u r a cutie
- have a sleepover without sleep u feel me